"No alcohol past this point" -it's the same sign that's always jamming up your intoxication level. Then you're trying to hide your drinks in a bush or stuff some airplane-size bottles of liquor into your crotch and hope you don't get ball sweat all over them. Well, now with our new "Not Alcohol" stadium cups, you'll be able to hide any adult beverage in plain sight...we think. Maybe it'll draw more attention, who knows.
Black Not Alcohol Stadium Cups (6-Pack) by Violent Little Machine Shop - B0789595N3